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When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is [menstruating], to lay/sit down and start [masturbating]. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the [masturbation]. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
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