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Maine's a great place compared to the rest of the country. You go to California, Arizona, Kentucky, any place in America and it's just people after people after people. Maine is where refugees from other states come to live, unfortunately some of them bring their liberal ideas and try to ruin it for everyone. Unlike other states, in Maine we don't drive like its the Daytona 500. We have lots of drugs and alcohol, which is bad, but at least they don't spawn gangs like they would in New Jersey or some unfortunate state. Maine's economy, compared to the rest of the nation, is like a 3rd world country's. But that's a good thing, it makes people from away not want to screw up our state with their greed. We have good gun laws up here. If you want guns, come to Maine! You know your gun laws are good when Massachusetts complains about them not being strict enough. Maine is a lot more conservative than people give it credit for. It's not really a blue state at all. We voted down gay marriage, have lenient gun laws, and have all Republic house, legislator, and governor. Living in Maine is almost like living in the south, just without the people. If you don't want to get shot while walking home from the grocery store, move to Maine! Actually, stay at home, because we don't want you here. Maine is definitely better than the state you come from. And Paul Lepage is the shit. If you don't like him you don't belong in Maine.

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