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Catholic with Taliban tendencies. While the average Catholic is harmless, a Katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the Magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, Satanists, pagans). A Katoliban is a Church apologist who will never apologize for offending [other people's] beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his. A Katoliban believes his/her country is a Vatican colony therefore all State affairs must conform to the teachings of the Magisterium. Fuck the Bible, the Magisterium is the shit you have to believe. A priest is not [necessarily] a Katoliban. [Ironically], the most rabid ones are lay people. The only difference between a Katoliban and a Taliban is a modified AK-47.
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