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A Fairy who, with [the help] of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the [assholes] of happy people [everywhere], cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.
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