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A cheesy dude who thinks he's [in the matrix], bowling round in his nifty-lookin' shades and saying stuff like "fuck [the corporate] bigwigs" and saying "ass" when they're British. A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly [socially inept] can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming. Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.
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