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logjam (log-jam) - noun 1) When you defecate and a chunk of fecal matter is pinched off/left behind and you are unable to push this small remainder out. As a result, when you wipe, you can never get completely clean, because every time you apply toilet paper you push a little bit of the pinch off poop nugget out, re-dirtying your balloon knot. The only solution is to either get lucky enough for a bigger log to come down the pipe and clear the logjam, get in there with some kind of wedging tool (or your finger), wipe until your wrinkled penny is red and sore, flush it with water, or just walk around with mudbutt.
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