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A man blows a load into his own hand. He then proceeds to make out with his [girlfriend]/wife and runs his siemen-soaked fingers through her hair. Upon finishing his round of [tonsil hockey] and greasing his better half's hair with his seed, he proclaims, "HAVE MERCY!" This relates to the Uncle Jesse character portrayed by the acting genius, John Stamos, on Full House. Uncle Jesse sported a sick mullet, used tons of hair product, and proclaimed the phrase mentioned above after [sucking face] with the boner-inducing Lori Loughlin.
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