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A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a [dirty whore] skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in [anything else] his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total [fuck nugget] by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
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