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Generally spoken through a pipe or clenched teeth (much believed to resemble speaking through a pipe), this language is generally spoken only in the wealthiest of mansions and most highbrow of country clubs. Most braggarts learn [Hobnobbery] in order to maintain status among the rich and self-centered. It is believed that this language was created in order for one to be heard over anther's own self loving thoughts, for when dealing with a society when each feels that they are [better than everyone] around them, you must sound like you are in fact truly better that the person to whom you are speaking in order for them to pay you any mind.

[Unfortunately] no examples of this language can be posted for it is only a spoken language generally passed down from father to son. Women aren't generally taught this language, however, that has not stopped many women form learning it. This being a solely spoken language, the best way to describe it is "impeccable English with much emphasis on at least one word per sentence and generally a British sounding accent, all spoken as though one has a pipe in their mouth (for [the greatest] men have always smoked pipes), and with much projection for the true sound of this language can not be heard without proper posture.

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