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Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of [metaphorically] being paddled on your bottom with [overwhelming], stimulating and provocative [information]. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.
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