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Nicotine Induced Colon Pressure A condition that effects millions of people a day especially [in the morning] when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their [morning coffee]. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is [recommended] that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.
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