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When an elderly woman's wrinkly, [shriveled up] vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from [fingering her] puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn. Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your [grandchildren] to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
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