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All the other [definitions] are absolutely wrong. The following is correct. Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle. (You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.) Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg [Japanese game] called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the [Testicular Torsion] Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
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