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An unsatisfied morning erection or boner. [Morning wood] yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it. Until our jobs / classes allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 AM meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old [morning glory] provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 AM while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 AM hobbies far away from our bedrooms...sooooo...sooo much [morning wood] is unrequited......
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