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You lay your woman down, spread her legs, and prepare your "troops" for battle. You have all you need, a can of Crisco and no Trojan. At this point, her vagina is now like Niagra Falls. You salute your veiny soldier and send him into the battle field, but you come to realize that your soldier is packing too much heat. Only his tip enters the promise land filled with sweet, nectar dripping manna. but your soldier is [persistent], he tries for fifteen seconds but does not fit. He is forced to retreat. The soldier is proud of his gerth but at the same time is [disappointed] in the fail. His ticket has been punched to the blue ball express because you [penetrated] but did not recieve the angelic explosion of sex.
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