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The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Chuck Sheens Godlike powers surpass anything the world has ever known. Chuck Sheen has the beard of a thousand Norrises. Chuck Sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand Charlies. When Chuck Sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil's advocate). Chuck Sheens first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I am your father" Chuck Sheen knows what your cats are thinking. Chuck Sheen is TriWinning. He wins here. He wins there. And he wins underwear. Chuck Sheen can stop a panda in it's tracks with nothing more than an eyelash. Chuck Sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life. Chuck Sheen can drive your car from inside a boat. When you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of Chuck Sheen.
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