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Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons: 1. Cows [don't sleep] standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill. 2. Cows are quite heavy. 3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying. Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures [in the middle of the night]. People who've watched Heathers a few [too many times] might actually try it on their own.
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