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Spheroidivitus covers a range of facial injuries including a split lip or broken nose caused directly or indirectly while [playing basketball]. Symptoms include hideous swelling, purple mottled discoloration, nasty headaches and a new found respect for how hard a person's head or elbow can be when it connects with your lip, nose, cheek or other favorite facial feature. Treatments include RICE -- rest, ice, compression and elevation -- along with anti-inflammatories such as Ibuprofen or Naproxen. There is [anecdotal evidence] alcohol helps thin the blood and reduce swelling, but this is considered apocryphal and may be related to another temporary disease known as "[beer goggles]".
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