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A T-Bomb may or may not be the most? metrosexual/homosexual you know. 
If your friend cries three times a day or drinks only three shots of vodka so he is buzzed but not drunk, he is most likely a T-Bomb. If he does both, there is no doubt that he is a T-Bomb, and you should immediately "T him up".
There are some seemingly redeeming qualities to a T-Bomb, however, upon closer inspection, these are actually not as straight-forward as they might appear. 
Take for example a [hypothetical situation] in which [one] T-Bomb drives through a drive-thru at a [fast food restaurant] and orders a milk shake. One T-Bomb would procede to throw the milk shake back at the drive-thru attendant, yelling "Bomb's Away!" The milk shake would explode on the attendant and the one T-Bomb would excalim "I am [the greatest]". One T-Bomb's friends would laugh in agreement. 
          Now, this situation may "prove" that one T-Bomb is "manly" and "straight". But one must only look at one T-Bomb's motives to see his ulterior motvies. One T-Bomb is clearly trying to impress his friends in an effort to get them into bed with him. 
Thus, in all aspects, a T-Bomb is the most metrosexual/homosexual you know.

Oh, and he doesn't like to get John John, or for that matter, anything more than a simple John on the cheek.

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