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An operating system to run your computer for you.  If you are moderately computer-savvy, e.g., you understand that buying and installing anti-virus protection, internet firewall software, spy-dectection software, etc., actively safeguarding your own computing environment, e.g. you don't [use] ANY vendor's email client software, open attachments with extensions like .exe, etc., don't subscribe to file-sharing networks like shareaza which put BIG FUCKING HOLES in any other security software you may have installed, then you probably won't experience all the horrid "crashes" reported by the naysayers.

If, on the other hand, you're an [unemployed] software programmer whose resume was shit-canned by Microsoft and you have [nothing better to do] with your day than find "holes" in the OS, you'll probably find what you're looking for.  As for me, I like to look at beautiful (a-hem) pictures and movies, keep track of my finances, get information off [the internet], and just generally have a GAY ol' time on [the internet].  Windows XP couldn't be better or easier to use.

And P.S.  Will somebody please kill and bury Quicktime and Apple?  Talk about way past their prime...they're like a Jaguar competing in an Acura and Lexus world...nobody's saying the Jaguar's aren't pretty...it's just that the Lexus will actually GET YOU THERE TOO!!!

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