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The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes [to the point that] they are able to choke [the person] with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then [detonated] leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons
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