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An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the [approximate] amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves [Spaghetti and Meatballs] at Dinos, hates [awkwardness] and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers." Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)
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