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To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in [Star Trek: The Next Generation] is a [functioning alcoholic] and [everything] that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Fraked
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