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A re-write of Twilight by a fat Mormon. Seriously, Bella and Wanderer are the exact same characters. Plus Jared (named after Stephenie's brother; creepy?) is another Edward copy. You know, with his gold-flecked eyes, [incredible] muscles and being the best little survivor in [the world]. Seriously, within several weeks he's the best forager that a creepy old man's (Jeb or Billy?) little cave has. Wanda is yet another fail, being a pathetic little wimp that can't so much as punch a fly. Jared is awesome and protects her because his [one true love] lives inside her head or some shit.
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