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A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone. Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that [presentation] [you thought] was 2 hours from now. [Adrenaline], cringing, lame apologies. Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
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