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A synthesis of the words 'pedophile' and 'uncle'. Used to define that creepy uncle you have who isn't really your uncle at all. He usually is an old friend of your father's, has a mustache [straight out] of a porno, and drives an old [white van] with no windows (a common variation is a van [originally] equipped with windows, which have now been spray-painted over).
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