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Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water. Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield. They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a [competition] to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth. However, due to [the Charlie Sheen] like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event. Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express [the activity] of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
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