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A large piece of faecal matter. Often the effect of a long toilet session. A Heaphy often gives off the initial [impression] of being a one-wipe-wonder...but infact turns out to be a titanic, time-consuming painful ordeal. In 1978, three men died from a Heaphy....doctors said that due to a [combination] of ruptured sphincter muscles and the loss of [the will to live] they topped themselves, knowing that life would never be the same In more recent usages, the word Heaphy is made when actually doing a poo.
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