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noun. (figurative) A rubber sheath worn on the ear during a [conversation] to prevent an offence (a wounding of the feelings). First introduced by [Lady Gaga] in 2011, in her [controversial] song Judas. Keep in mind that “ear condom” is to be used in the figurative sense only; do not attempt to wear a sexual condom on your ear or attempt to place one on the ear of a human (or an animal, like a pet dog).
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