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FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to [masturbate]. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy [masturbating] into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and [thrusting] until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
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