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What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic [toilet brush] and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length [rubber glove] for retrieving cell phones and wallets [accidentally] dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
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