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A woman whose husband leaves her alone frequently or for long periods to engage in a usually specified activity, in this case an iPad. An iWidow differs from a widow only in that her husband is physically present and always takes [the good chair], but is [otherwise] thoroughly absent in every way. iWidowhood is a condition often characterized by the repeating of husband's with [no response], making requests of husband that go completely unacknowledged, and a generally sour and neglected demeanor. See also iBituary
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