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the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the [vegetables]. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the [vegetables] stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the [vegetables] were then ruled by an elected potato.
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