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A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was [beaten with an ugly stick]. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the [sexual experience], but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, [the gentleman] performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.
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