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The [unfortunate] ailment that occurs when a minute case of swamp ass leads to a specific case of road rash resembling a target. The anus forms the bulls eye of the target, and depending on the severity, one or more rash rings may form. These [uncomfortable] rings of pain force the affected person to walk like a penguin with an unreal case of rickets. In the worst case scenario, symptoms may persist for 3 or more days. In some cases baby wipes [up the butt] hole may help as long as they flower out for maximum coverage. Lotion every hour on the hour is strongly suggested.
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