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A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when [face to face] with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds [more than] a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an [inconspicious] manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
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