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Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals [in the area] of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his [middle name] "the father." The tortuga [reference], tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
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