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Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer". Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, [intelligence], technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise. A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese. Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): [professional] urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from [Everybody Hates Chris].
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