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Verb (the pro-cras-tin-a-tor) A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy. To successfully perform the [procrastinator], one might need to be equipped with a vivid [imagination] (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical [characteristics] (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).
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