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A bloomster is a mixed race [troglodyte] composed of a pure-bred American and a cockroach Filipino. Bloomsters often prefer the [enchanting] musk of men who abstain from bathing, ie Third-World scum. A bloomster can often be found wheellin' and dealin' at garage sales, flea markets, and junk yards. Many homeless people complain of bloomsters getting [the good stuff] from dumpsters before they have a chance too. Bloomsters are often considered armed but not dangerous.
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