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1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can. 2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes. 3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way." 4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always. 5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
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