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A mythical creature only known to be seen whilst blackout. Opulence, he has it. Characteristics of The Kemal: -Yells "Get off me!" at random intervals -Throw bricks through random houses -Pees down stairs with no regard -Known to consume roommates food -Attracts Kappas like a.... -Horrified by microwaved hotdogs -Addicted to candy -Knows how to use a satellite radio Known Whereabouts (in this order): -Pcaf -His bed -In any field howling at the moon -Playin 2k and kickin raps all day, by the lake, smokin tree til he collapse in broad day
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