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[Scotland], Ontario (a.k.a The Land of Opportunity) is one of those quaint little towns outside of Toronto that nobody cares about like Burford or Harley, but don't get [Scotland] and Burford mixed up cuz we Scotlanders are nothing like the kids from that dirt hole! No, [Scotland] is [miles] above Burford, and in the heart of the city is our pride and joy...... DUKES variety store/LCBO/Pizzeria, where all of your wildest dreams can come true. It is your one stop shop for everything from a bag of chips, to a carton of eggs for your bastard neighbours house, and also if your lonely, you might be able to strike up a deal with the cashier in order to go to the back room and choose from the wide selection of erotic pornographic films. Some of the attractions in [Scotland] are for the prime biking spots all around, in fact if you are a kid in [Scotland] and do not bike around in one of the various biking gangs around town you [may] get your balls hacked off. The two main things kids do around Scotland when the sun goes down is, smoke a big bowl of [weed] behind Harry's tiny ass restaurant/bar and go eggin'. Soooo, thats life in the isolated town of Scotland for the poor deprived child born and raised here, cuz once your in you dont have a shot in hell of gettin out. Scotland: The best damn town in the whole world. Just jokes Scotlands a shit hole, no different from the rest of the hick towns of Ontario.

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