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distended neck and chest area usually accompanied by reddish flushing of the upper chest, neck and face of the [individual] experiencing the neckrection. Usually neckrection accompanies or occurs subsequent to sudden bursts of rage, and oral ejaculation of saliva during the neckrection and use of profanity by the [individual] presenting with the symptoms described herein to characterize and define the term in question. Neckrection was first observed in an adult human male who owned a small business, endlessly micromanaged and flew into a rage at the slightest hint of challenge from a female employee. This "Boss" was not seen exhibiting the neckrection when challenged by male [counterparts], but instead experienced the condition often referred to as "whipped" or "wimped out".
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