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A German Blender occurs when you take a girl on a lazy river and lay her inside four or five inner tubes on the water. As she floats [down the river], you spin, churning up her insides and causing her to become nauseous. After a few minutes inside the blender, the girl can no longer take it and hurls all over your penis and [testicles]. She then proceeds to suck it off, making it a [sexual experience] to say the least.
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