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[Out of control], freshly showered, relaxed and saggy junk used to torment wife or [significant other] before they have a chance to enjoy their morning coffee. Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your [morning shower]. When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey. Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
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