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A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After [catching crabs] seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a [butter knife] to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence [immediately]. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
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