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See that group of skinny kids wearing trackies, polo shirts, bum bag around their shoulders, shit hats with the brim turn up and sporting some of the worst haircuts in the history of mankind? Well there known as "lads'. Believed to have originated in the [western suburbs] of sydney, they have grown to annoy and harass the wider population They typically travel in packs to avoid being ridiculed for their dress sense. The use of 'pig latin' shows an inability to create any of their own slang. The typical lad has the [intelligence] of a small rodent and in some cases that of a pigeon. As a result of this lack of brain power their preferred pass time is to steal and graffiti. It is believed by top scientists that it is also a "trial by fire". The native dance of the Lad is called "Gabba" which kind of looks like their walking [on the spot] except heaps more messed up. Lads are hated throughout society and as a result are extremely aggressive and will try to start fights with anyone. No reason is too stupid or small for a group of lads to try and and take on one kid. Lads will remain in our society unless we group together, as a community, and remove them from our shopping centres and schools and into the [history books] to be forgotten for all of time.

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