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Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.

The father, a slightly overweight individual with above [average intelligence], who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.

Child No.1, under [average intelligence], popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.

Child No.2 Over [average intelligence], but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.

Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.

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