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A bed mattress with holes that makes [masturbation] in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the [tunnel of love] sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a [connected] sewer line.
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